I was heading out of my hotel casino room to catch the first flight out of Vegas. It turned into "I spy the walk of shame" when I saw a poor gal wandering the floor at 5:00am clearly in last night’s tight little dress, doing a balance beam routine on her stripper heels, hair disheveled, raccoon eyes (smudged mascara) and on the phone trying to get her friends to tell her where her room was. A real friend would have told her.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
WOSBI
Walk of Shame Back In (WOSBI). When you have already left, but have to go back to get something you left behind, therefore, walk of shame back in. Which is worse as you suffer not once, but twice.
Game Day
Making your way out of some guy’s house on Sunday and walking past his buddies on the couch watching the game.
The Every Woman's Story
Walking in the door in your dress from the night before and the nylons you didn’t want to put back on hanging out of your pocket or purse.
Hard to Top WOS
Walking across a college campus in the morning…dressed as a pumpkin...on November 1st.
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